Adult Quotes 4

wife screams at his husband in the delivery room, "YOU DID THIS TO ME!", husband replies " I wanted to put it in your ass, and you said THAT would hurt!"

sticks and stones may break may bones but whips and chains excite me. So push me down and tie me up and show me that you like me!

a girl goes to the shop and buys 1 apple, 1 egg and 1 pie.The grocer says "i bet your single" the girl replies "how did u no?" cos u an ugly f**ker !!

Opinions are like orgasms..Mine matters most, and could care less if you have one

is as worn out as a cucumber in a women's prison!!

What do men have in their pants that is 6 inches, has a head on it, and women like to blow it?

Answer: A $20 dollar bill

There's a big difference when a boy and a girl says "I went through a box of tissue watching a movie"

The 5 KINGS that make people happy...drin-king, smo-king, lic-king, suc-king and fuc-king.

A Boy Walks In On His Mum & Dad. His Dad Says "I'm Making You A Brother" The Boy Says. "Well Do Her Doggy Because I Rather Have A Puppy"

If your going to ride my ass all day long at least pull my hair.

Playing wheel of fortune- Phrase     G _      F_ CK     Y _ _ RS _ LF          Would you like to solve or would you like to buy a vowel?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, but accidents in the back seat cause kids

Do Women also shake the Gas Nozzle after pumping Gas?Or is that a guy thing?

Little boy kills a butterfly, Dad-no butter for you, Boy kills a honeybee  Dad-no honey for you! Mum kills a cockroach, boy turns to Dad and says now what

Is NOT the guy your momma warned you about.

Your momma didn't have this much imagination!

tthhee pposstt officce ssentt yyur vvibrraatorr 2 mmyy hhouse bbyy misstaake .  howw dooo uu turrnn thhiss tthhinnng offfff??

If I ruled the world SKINNY JEANS and SHORT SHORTS would have a WEIGHT LIMIT.