Adult Quote 2

THE 6 G's;  Get it up, Get it in, Get it on, Get it out, Get dressed, GET  THE HELL OUT!!!

's going to go dress up as the grim reaper, and run around in the Nursing home and say, "See you soon!."

No I don't know everything BUT I do know enough to make me Dangerous!

~ A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied:Good night Father of none.

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. very nice, but i think they misunderstood when i said i wanna watch!

is busy flipping thru status shuffle and laughing my ass off.... be back in a couple hours

what is the best memory we have?..or what do you remember when you hear my name??

no lies now!

~ A man asked a fairy to make him desirable &  irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

can u crack this code? -->(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H)  if not, turn the computor upside down

Sex is a sensation, Caused by temptation, To stop masturbation, and create a new generation, Have you got enough information? or do you need a demonstration? :

2 hookers on a street corner. 1 says, "I think it'll be a good night 2nite... I smell cock in the air". The other says, "Yeah sorry... I just burped"

Mary had a little pig, he kept it fat and plastered, And when the price of pork went up, he shot the little bastard!!