Adult Quotes 3

It's funny how you can remember things that happened years ago just like they happened yesterday, and you can't remember things that actually happened yesterday

If you had me all to yourself for 45 minutes what would we do?  Post your suggestions below...

i'm as frustrated as an armless man with an erection

is the nicest friendliest perverted bastard you'll ever meet

"shits-n-giggles are o.k. but giggling shits are not"

If anyone shall piss you off today may their crotch be infested with the crabs from a thousand vegas whores and their arms be to short to scratch.

Why do women have foreheads?.....So you have somewhere to kiss them when you cum in their mouth!!

What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! lmao

is saying "Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob? You are now!"

If you hack another persons face book page and poke yourself; Is it masturbation?

Little boy crying in tescos. Man says " are u lost"? boy says "yes" man says "whats your mummy like"? boy says "big cocks and Bacardi breezers

I wanna do it with you. I wanna make you hot & sweaty. I wanna hear your heart beat. I wanna hear us breathing heavily. Let's do it. Let's go jogging!

......women are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental

Two old ladies meet up at the park, one says to the other one, "Did you come on the bus?" and the other says "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack!"