Boyfriend Quotes

My boyfriend and I live together,
which means we don't have sex
- ever.

Now that the milk is free,
we've both become lactose intolerant.

I wanted to make it
really special on Valentine's day,
so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours
I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

I admit,
I have a tremendous sex drive.
My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess',
but I think of myself
more along the lines of
'monkey' and 'retard'.

I know quickly whether
a guy is boyfriend material.
If I can have a good time
doing absolutely nothing with him,
then that's boyfriend material for me.
Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station.
I've had some really good times at gas stations.

I don't have a boyfriend right now.
I'm looking for anyone with a job
that I don't have to support.

What's the difference
between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.

Boyfriend can make you weak
but boy friends can make you strong

Don't hate me because
I'm beautiful,
hate me because
your boyfriend thinks I am.

LOVE Heavenly Father full of grace,
Bless my boyfriend's beautiful face,
Bless his hair that grows so straight,
And keep him away from the girls I hate!

Your boyfriend kisses you
because he thinks he has to;
your friend kisses you
because he wants to

A boy is a magical creature,
you can lock him
out of your workshop,
but you can't lock him
out of your heart.
You can get him
out of your study,
but you can't get him
out of your mind

My boyfriend used to ask his mother,
'How can I find the right woman for me?'
and she would answer,
Don't worry about finding the right woman
- concentrate on becoming the right man.

You have found true love
the day you realize
that you want to wake up
beside your boyfriend/girlfriend,
every morning,
even though you have your differences.

Guys are like lava lamps
they are fun to look at
just not so bright!

I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
But I'm gonna screw it up,
yeah, cause I'm an idiot.
And I'm your boyfriend.

Boys will be boys,
and so will a lot
of middle-aged men

When Charles Dickens wrote
"It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,"
I believe he must have been
having an affair
with his married ex-boyfriend.

Being with you makes me
feel like for once in my life
I don't have to work so hard on being happy,
it just happens.

Boys make good pets!

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day
- and another, in case it doesn't rain.

When I was little
I had a teddybear
that kept all my secrets,
shared all my adventures
and wiped away all my tears.
I used to think no one
would ever take his place
then I found you!

Men are like pennies:
two-faced and worthless.

What people don't realize
is that intimacy has
its conventions as well as
ordinary social intercourse.
There are three cardinal rules
-- don't take somebody
else's boyfriend unless
you've been specifically
invited to do so,
don't take a drink
without being asked,
and keep a scrupulous accounting
in financial matters.

I hate you, I hope you die,
you were my boyfriend
and you made me cry.

Relationships are hard.
It's like a full time job,
and we should treat it like one.
If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you,
they should give you two week's notice.
There should be severance pay,
and before they leave you,
they should have

Do not just look at your boyfriend
as just a boyfriend.
Look at him as a friend, too.

If love is a language of the heart,
my heart speaks volumes"

I wouldn't call him a slave.
I don't whip him
when he does something wrong.
Just when he does something good

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married
and I didn't want him to.

Boys should abstain from all use of wine
until their eighteenth year,
for it is wrong to add fire to fire.